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The 18\" x 28\" size is perfect for drying dishes or wiping up spills, while the embroidered text adds a playful touch to your kitchen. Made by Primitives by Kathy, this towel comes rolled and wrapped with cotton tape, making it a great gift for mushroom lovers or anyone who appreciates quirky kitchen accessories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eBy Primitives by Kathy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Bullish Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48067153428611,"sku":"PRIMITIVES-108965","price":8.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/3614\/7331\/files\/Youve-Got-So-Mushroom-In-Your-Heart-Funny-Dish-Cloth-Towel-Cotton-and-Linen-Embroidered-Text-18-x-28.png?v=1788392748"},{"product_id":"dead-and-breakfast-inn-halloween-dish-cloth-towel-novelty-silly-tea-towels-spooky-hilarious-kitchen-hand-towel-28-x-28","title":"Dead And Breakfast Inn Halloween Dish Cloth Towel | Novelty Silly Tea Towels | Spooky Hilarious Kitchen Hand Towel | 28\" x 28\"","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGet in the holiday spirit with this cotton kitchen towel featuring a \"Dead \u0026amp; Breakfast Inn Drop Dead Delicious Home Cooking Stay For A Bite\" sentiment with haunted house and bat designs. 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