Gifts for Cooks
Gifts for the person who actually uses the kitchen — aprons, towels, knives, mugs, serving bowls and kitchen tools.
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"Ringmaster of the Shit Show" Kitchen Towel -
"Rescue." Kitchen Towel -
"That’s what I do. I bake, and I know things." Kitchen Towel -
"My career plans were much more exciting when I was five." Kitchen Towel -
"I'm a mother. What's your superpower?" Kitchen Towel -
"Momster: (mom-ster) n. what happens to mom after she counts to three." Kitchen Towel -
"I won’t be impressed by technology until I can download food." Kitchen Towel -
"I'm a mom. This IS my circus. Those ARE my monkeys." Kitchen Towel -
"I wouldn’t do anything for a Klondike bar, but I would do some sketchy shit for some whiskey and bacon." Kitchen Towel -
"I'm a teacher. What's your superpower?" Kitchen Towel -
"I don’t have the blood alcohol level to deal with you right now." Kitchen Towel -
"Our friendship is built on sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans." Kitchen Towel -
"I'm a nurse. What's your superpower?" Kitchen Towel -
"I will see your sarcasm and raise you some sass." Kitchen Towel -
"I’m really glad we don’t have to hunt our own food anymore. I don’t even know where the sandwiches live." Kitchen Towel -
"Love thy selfie." Kitchen Towel -
"Not today, Satan." Kitchen Towel -
"Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk." Kitchen Towel -
"I'm not saying I am Wonder Woman..." Kitchen Towel -
"Sometimes I wish I was a bird so I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads." Kitchen Towel -
"Thank you craft beer breweries for making my drinking habit seem like a neat hobby." Kitchen Towel -
"We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails." Kitchen Towel -
Let's get lit -
Let's get baked
