Gifts Under $20

Pansy Flower Kitchen Towel

Tulips Mason Jar Watercolor Kitchen Towel

Highland Cow with Floral Crown Kitchen Towel

Bunny in Blue Chinoiserie Vase Kitchen Towel

I'm not saying I am Wonder Woman...

I like big books and I cannot lie.

I don’t care if the glass is half-empty or half-full. Is there wine in it?

"Does this towel smell like chloroform to you?" Kitchen Towel

I'm a nurse. What's your superpower?

I won’t be impressed by technology until I can download food.

I don’t have the blood alcohol level to deal with you right now.

"I am silently correcting your grammar." Tote Bag

"I keep trying to make protein shakes, but they keep coming out as margaritas." Tote Bag

I will see your sarcasm and raise you some sass.

"I bake, because punching people is frowned upon." Tote Bag

I don’t have a bucket list, but my f***-it list is a mile long.

I'm a mom. This IS my circus. Those ARE my monkeys.

I wouldn’t do anything for a Klondike bar, but I would do some sketchy shit for some whiskey and bacon.

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

"Don't let your ice cream melt while you're counting someone else's sprinkles." Kitchen Towel

"Here in the South, we don’t hide crazy..." Kitchen Towel

"Every day I am forced to add yet another name to the list of people I am going to eat when the zombie apocalypse comes." Kitchen Towel

"Don't worry, I goat this" Kitchen Towel